The Bad Girls Drinking Game

This? This is good. This is very, very good. And found here, on Alternative Bad Girls:

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Alex, aka The Phantom of Larkhall, you are one funny motherfucker:

Okay you all know the rules. Get a bottle of your favourite drink in, pour yourself a glass and whack in a video of Bad Girls. When one of the following things happen - take a swig - see how long you can last before you get pissed!

1 drink for every time someone says 'innit?'
1 drink for every time Denny says 'man'
1 drink whenever anyone mentions 'jellies'
1 drink for when the Julies say a word or phrase at the same time
1 drink for whenever Nikki flirts with Helen
1 drink for a P.O. breaking a rule
1 drink whenever anyone mentions an appeal

2 drinks if someone gets injured - a full glass if someone dies
2 drinks for whenever there's a P.O within earshot of a personal Helen and Nikki conversation
2 drinks whenever Fenner tells a lie
2 drinks for any scenes held in the garden
2 drinks every time Shell threatens someone
2 drinks whenever Crystal refers to 'them sinners'
2 drinks whenever Yvonne refers to 'my Charlie'
2 drinks whenever Bodybag says 'Well excuse me..'

3 drinks whenever Nikki says 'Piss off Dockley'
3 drinks whenever someone refers to Fenner as a 'bastard'
3 drinks whenever Zandra says 'Twat'
3 drinks for a version of Kumbayah
3 drinks whenever Fenner gets away with something evil

4 drinks for any scenes held in the potting shed
4 drinks for Fenner shagging someone (not attractive)
4 drinks for someone getting beaten up
4 drinks for someone leaving/escaping from Larkhall
4 drinks for a publicity disaster at Larkhall

5 drinks for any Nikki/Helen kisses
AN ENTIRE GLASS When Helen tells Nikki she loves her - Hoorah!